Curiosity Killed The Cat

Just found this and about died laughing. Here’s some excerpts.

Kathen says: Hi Tom, just wondering… what’s your favourite sandwich?

I quite like there to be avocado involved in some capacity, and wholegrain mustard, and chicken. Failing that, there’s nothing wrong with cheese and pickle.

Me: Well, that’s weird. So why am I finding it cute? *facepalm*

Albus Peach says: What is the worst “Thor” pun you’ve heard? Been to any “Loki” events recently?

I heard a limerick which goes something like this: “Thor’s the god of thunder / he rides upon his filly / I’m Thor, he cried / His horse replied / Then get a thaddle, thilly!” which I think is basically… shocking.

Me: Uh…wait, WHAT?

kaleidoscopicmess says: What is the most absurd thing about you that’s ever been published?

That I am married. Not true.

Me(and all of you, you pervs): YES! *Pumps fists*

eibhlinbrennan says: What’s your guilty pleasure? (crap tv? bonbons? anything?)

Really cheesy dance music from the 90s. Or a double-bill of Kindergarten Cop and Twins.

Me: o.O You beautiful dork.

Evil_Twin says: Seven people against one in the avengers… how is that fair?

I’m a god. Recalibrate your statistics.

Me: Bahahahha yes. But Tom, you’re not Loki, remember?

Kamospam says: Would you consider yourself a cat or dog person?
I’ve been both, but save one very special cat, I’m a dog person.

Me: I am a dog person. I approve of this answer.

Arileli says: Do you have something to say to your fans, The Hiddlestoners?

You are amazing and I love you all.

Me: Dawwwwwwwwwwwww

Salmon Mousse says: Can we expect a War Horse 2?
Yes, it’s called Peace Pony. 

Source: http://www.empireonline.com/interviews/interview.asp?IID=1424